Drunken Pot Roast

Listen, let me 'splain some-tings to chu. Yes, I know the spelling in the last sentence was all jacked up but hear me out. This drunken pot roast, filled with wine and bourbon is everything and more. It's enough to have you speaking in your old world dialect. It's soft. It smells like heaven and you'll wonder why you didn't try it like this years ago. If you have ever, in your entire life, choked down a dry ass roast, then you'll be the happiest person after this one, because this one is full of everything you'll love for years to come.